Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
he said he wanted to butter my pancake. i thought it was sexual, but he went downstairs and made pancakes. i need to stop dating fat guys.
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
I was doing drugs in the men's room so my employee went in to the woman's for the same reason but left proof and got caught. Had to fire him cuz I bogarted his dope spot. Awesome.
Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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