You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
Randomize