Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
Did you ever feel like going into a planned parenthood and performing an abortion in front of them?
Umm..who the fuck is this?
Oh shit
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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