why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
We almost forgot to tip the maids, so we left the rest of the gin, some tonic water and a lime. They earned it
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
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