Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
he had to chose between the booze and condoms
what did he choose?
the booze, then looked at me and said, plan b is free right?
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
Dude your neighbors are having a garage sale. They were judging me as I walk of shamed back to my car.
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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