let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
Every time I find out someone else from high school got pregnant accidentally, I want to declare victory over them.
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
I'm too drunk to be surrounded by this many indians
How do you manage to be drunk and a racial minority so often?
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
Some guy in lab is humming along to a Sara Barrilles song. Or maybe I'm just hearing the song echoing in his huge, gaping vagina.
We told her to calm down. She said "I'm Buddha!". Then army crawled to the cooler for more vodka.
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
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