There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
im starting to measure my showers by the number of beers i drink while im in there.
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
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