I think my vagina is haunted
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
THE EAGLE HAS MY PANTIES. I REPEAT. THE FUCKING MASCOT HAS MY PANTIES.
HOLY SHIT. You're my hero.
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
Gay?
German.
Pity.
i woke up half naked on someone's pool lounge chair in a house that i don't know, with someone's phone number scrawled on my stomach. why do i hang out with you again??
You just listed two reasons.
Cover for me. Stopped at Chris’ for a quickie. Broke a high heel and there’s jizz all over my black dress. Fuck pornstars for making workday sex look easy
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