I am in a vortex of obligation.
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
Everything in my purse is 100% saturated in red wine, which made it challenging to cover up my booze breath with franzia soaked gum
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
My Sexting was not on an AP level
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
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