She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
im six kinds of drunk right now
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
Also cheers for the reminder to check last night's texts. It's been a magical adventure through drunk me's thought process.
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
"Being an adult" and "being happy" are two circles that do not overlap in my Venn diagram of life.
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
Randomize