Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
i think the title to my autobiography shall be, "a bottle of vodka and various pieces of meat"
and this is why you're my favorite gay friend.
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
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