Just cropdusted the office
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
We just filmed our own version of iron chef. The secret ingreient was whisky.
What did you cook with whisky?
We started a fire.
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
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