U dropped me off n it hit me, i made it inside for exactly shit thirty on the nose, another minute n i would of had brown trowsers
At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
Yeah I should probably start planning our first conversation instead of our first child.
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
Masturbating to death wouldn't be a terrible way to go. If you die tonight, I'll know how it went down. Promise not to tell your family.
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
So today the police came to my dorm to look for weed, i didn't have any in the room, so i let them in. they apologized for any inconvenience and then left after finding nothing. then i realized i was wearing gauges with weed leaves on them lol
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
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