He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
I swear that men would be more efficient if they had a semen gauge on their penises
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
Why is there a blood-covered "sorry about your stuff" note stapled to my door?
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
Randomize
