So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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