Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
Johns diaper came in the mail. He's freaking out thinking there's some conspiracy going on since he sharted on the drive home from st. Louis
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
I'm in this weird masturbatory haze making onion rings. If you want to come over we can eat these suckers and play TF2.
Why don't we hang out more often?
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
Last night I had sex with one of the groomsmen I was in the wedding with. In a stairwell. 13 years my senior. Thinking I should retire from the bridesmaid gig.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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