I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
I woke up in my own vomit, a chunk of cactus in my thigh, shirtless, with jons mom poking at me with a glass of dr pepper and a talk about god....damn alcohol
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
She had a cast on when I met her, but she blamed me for breaking her arm this morning. I'm gonna marry this girl.
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
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