Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Do you have any cake mix? I kind of need to make a "im sorry i drank all your parents tequila, threw up all over your floor and slept with you boyfriend" cake.
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
I was officially considered the drunkest person in cuba when the bartender at the swim up bar made me wear a life jacket for 'safety purposes'
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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