I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
I just walked in on my roommates playing baseball with old vegetables and a bigass knife.
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
I'm the only person I know that carries solo cups, shot glasses, ping pong balls, two decks of cards, and a lawn chair in his trunk. I'm ready to turn anything, anywhere into a party.
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