That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
They finally caught us and banned us forever, but it was worth it because we didn't have to pay for light bulbs for at least 3 years.
So you stole light bulbs, from your favorite bar, and got banned, and you're happy?
Look we couldnt pay for light bulbs and ramen, and you can't eat light bulbs or cook in the dark. Win - win.
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
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