How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I opened up her dishwasher and all I found was a spoon, a juice glass and all her sex toys.
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
Parents weekend was a success.
Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...
Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
The prescription the hospital gave me for pain and nausea doubles for my hangovers... Maybe I'll hit up the ER more often
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
You did what with his pubic hair?
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