Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
Youre not supposed to get arrested if your parents fly you home for christmas!
True but this has the bonus of them maybe not wanting to fly me home next year, im good with that didnt wanna go in the first place.
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
I just want to sit in my tub, drugged out of my mind, and watch the green lantern cartoon while the world as we know it ceases to exist outside my bathroom door, Okay? Is that REALLY too much to ask?
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
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