I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
You tried to convince our cab driver that your $2 bill was worth $11.70
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
In two unrelated events today I have had frostbite on my toe and cum up my nose. Who says life stops when you get married?
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
Randomize