cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
he left a full can of coors light underneath my windshield wiper, like a love note. if that's not husband material, i don't know what is
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I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
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