I can't get in trouble, i'm smoking a bong in the office right now
I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
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