Got separated, got a half bj, got dropped off in random part of the city, don't tell anyone
wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
just got pizza delivered to the hot tub. its easier than i thought to be this lazy
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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