have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I am in a vortex of obligation.
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
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