: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
She calls her new ritual "bed, bath, and beyond crunk". Hence why I found her passed out in my bath tub this morning.
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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