Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
True but thats because hes a fetus.
She swallowed my jizz and then took a shot of jack daniels and said "chaser." This cant be real life.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
yeah, I said "hi, I'm the creepy old guy at the college bar" and she said that she like mature men, wasn't expecting that line to work
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
You had two tasks: \n1) put on a condom \n2) text me so I don't walk in on you \nIt really isn't that hard
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
How is it that 364 days a year I'm the adult, but on Halloween you completely forget how to have fun and become my grandma?
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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