He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
If I ever write a book, i'm calling it "why do i work with fucktards?"
It'll be a good sequel to my other book, "why do i sleep with fucktards?"
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
He got a slutty, ugly mother of a 7 year old, and I got a dog that only sleeps and shits on clean clothes. No one won in this break up.
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
Just keep in mind that she didn't start telling you you had the largest penis she had ever seen until AFTER she found out about your multi-million-dollar trust fund.
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
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