Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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