this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
I'm pretty sure my roommate has taken plan B more times than i've had sex. Not sure how that makes me feel.
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
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