no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
I feel like I spent all day wearing underpants made entirely of poison ivy and sandpaper
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
The cop busted in, made the music stop, and goes "GUYS LISTEN UP! DRINK, DO DRUGS, HAVE UNPROTECTED SEX, I DONT GIVE A FUCK, JUST QUIET DOWN!" Best. Cop. Ever.
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
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