U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
Dude, she's so old there's a chalk outline where her reproductive organs used to be.
you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
Did you put pizza in my boxers last night?
I left you 4 hours ago. Have you been walking around with shit in your pants all day?
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
Randomize
