Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
This is a mass text: my birthday is tomorrow, and I want a full day of birthday sex. Send me your availabities. Time slots begin at noon
I had a dream about a turtle sitting on top of a horse skull. I'm certain its a symbol for my dead sex life. Trust me.
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
you know, this Evan Williams whiskey isn't so bad when it's watered down a bit and you're home by yourself on a Saturday listening to Snoop Dog alone in your apartment without pants or any plans for your future...
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
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