jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
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