I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
I'm glad we have the kind of friendship where if either of us is too drunk to fuck a hot guy, we pass the responsibility to each other and get the job done.
I just re read that. We really need to get our lives together.
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
Randomize