I wanna blow your doors off so bad right now.
Doors?
Rock your world. Blow you out. Skeet skeet.
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
I told you alcohol was flammable, but you didn't believe me until you tried to extinguish your sparkler by submerging it in vodka and the bottle burst into flames.
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
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