I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
I fell asleep with my vibrator still in me. I am the Queen of Sad Masturbation.
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
I'm posted up in the bathroom at au bon pain, high as balls, experimenting with eyeshadow combinations and listening to 90s jlo. The girl in the stall next to me just plopped a big one and I laughed, hope I ruined her day
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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