Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
remember about an hour ago when i told you i was never drinking again? i may or may not be mixing malibu with caprisun. just saying.
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
4pm update. Theres smashed cake inside my duffel bag, a vodka bottle in the dish drainer, and the most productive thing ive done is make 40 pigs in a blanket
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
I need to calm my uterus...
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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