Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
How do I un-spend everything I bought last night? Seriously...was a penis shaped piñata and enough tequila to fill my bathtub really that necessary?
At least you can say you've literally dumped money down the drain
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
You said you made a new recipe, but it turned out you just cooked ramen with vodka instead of water.
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