I'm either going to be a Playboy Playmate or take over the world. Either way the world wins.
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
My friend Julia's mom just called her to say she got a puzzle in the mail made of cheese and when she put it together it spelled FUCK YOU and she doesn't know who it's from.
Randomize