New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
Also, my old intern Lizzie whom you fed pizza to last night wants to hang out with you
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
Last night a drunk chick tried to lick me. If you are trying to lick the zombies, you are too drunk for the haunted house.
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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