My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
I can no longer count the number of girls I've banged on my fingers and toes. It's like being born again.
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
i wondered why i had so many splinters in my hand, then i went out to my car and remembered id stolen an entire cactus
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
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