i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
Just dunked an oreo in a white russian. Trying to think of a better experience in my life and failing.
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
An hour ago, you were stranded out of state, and now you're getting laid? You are a god. Whatever you do, don't ask her name.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
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She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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