Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
the problem with having sex for lunch when its 98 degrees outside is that I can't tell if its sweat or semen running down my leg as I walk back in the office
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
Actually it's really just going to be me drunk in your living room swinging from a pole on a tuesday morning.
Trying to stay sober at a family function but hiccuping so fucking loud. "Have you been drinking?" I hit on my cousin so yeah. I have been drinking.
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
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