windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
Come over. Drunk tacos.
That isn't even a sentence.
I kept the important parts.
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
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