You really coming over, don't trick.
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
Actually just remembered that solo cup full of scotch that random guy gave me for not farting on him. That's probably why
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
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