I wanna bring you to show and tell
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
Randomize
