he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
Just cause I'm shitfaced wasted every night waking up in random beds all over Manhattan does not mean I'm a mess.
Truth. Respect the hustle.
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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