How did I get so drunk? We had to fish that girl out of the Goodwill Donation Box.
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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