im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
sweet Jesus, who thought 13 martinis was a good idea? 11 was probably sufficient.
stop falling asleep in the bathtub. you are not a movie star, you cannot die that way.
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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