Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
I called the bartender Mr. Intoxication last night. He thought it was funny until i threw up and blamed it on him
apparently i peed in my fridge last night because my vegetable drawer was filled with it.
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
whoever says they hate hangovers just doesnt know how to embrace them. i'm eating a mashed potato sandwich and watching grind.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
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