How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
Buying her a drink is like giving a seagull a French fry, all you're gonna do is get annoyed and shit on
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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