...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
My boyfriend correctly calculated the time I would be out of alcohol and showed up about four minutes after I'd run out with two bottles of wine. I think this is love.
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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