There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
I'm such a good drunk match marker. You single, you single... Drunk friend meet single boy. BOOM illegitimate baby made!
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
