How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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