Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
This shit I'm taking feels like I've eaten every burrito in the world and chased that with an aquarium of hot sauce.
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
Okay who let me pass out in a recliner cuddling a pitbull and a cardboard cutout of Orlando Bloom
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
I came home with 30lbs of BBQ last night. I can't pick up women in a bar but I sure can pick up leftovers from a corporate party.
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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