the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
He had a number 3 tattooed on his penis. And when I asked what it meant, he said " you know like dale earnhardt, the intimidator".
she smelled like a LAN party
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
In light of this week's heat-wave, we are having a house vote tonight on the temporary suspension of the "no smoking indoors" clause. Please bring your voting cards to the living room at 6:30pm
Point of Clarification: by "voting card" we mean a full beer and/or shots
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
Hey, do you know the person who woke me up last night at 1 in the morning yelling and being carried through the courtyard?
That was me Mom...
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
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